To: ArrogantBustard
This year, thanks to my new job's demands of working the occasional weekend, I am taking the season off as a performer.
I'm a Tarot reader this year; my boss (who was a barbarian with me) will let me take off there and come to my real job if needed.
This season, I shall be Catriona McKechnie, the Scottish Soothsayer of Clan McKechnie. I'm gonna rat up my hair every morning, put some twigs and leaves in it, and sprinkle Scotch on myself. Then I'll mutter furiously in Scots, coming up occasionally to tell my querents something in what sounds like English.
23 posted on
07/14/2004 1:39:37 PM PDT by
Xenalyte
(I'm thinkin' of a master plan . . .)
To: Xenalyte
sprinkle Scotch on myself. I trust that you shall use some cheap blend for that purpose?
24 posted on
07/14/2004 1:59:15 PM PDT by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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