"True story about Woody Harrelson. He goes home to his hometown in Ohio and can't find a girl to go out with him, he says, "Doesn't anyone want to f*** a movie star?"
The real truth is Woody gets a woody where ever he goes and expects action regardless of his marriage to his babies nanny...oops mommy. He's a narcissistic pig
His father is also a covicted hit man, BTW.