My recollection is that it's the Dems like the ones in Oregon who want to pinch the O2 tube. Running the schools? Give me a break.
Use the money you save to buy a gun and an attack dog to take with you when you drive the Hummer out of the security gate of Republicanville ..."
I actually did buy a Glock with my GW tax rebate in August of 01, already had an SUV and the attack Schnauzers, I wish I had a hummer.
Gee, now there's a shock. A guy who made his career on PBS is a flaming, partisan Democrat! Doesn't that just beat the Dutch!
"Republicans have perfectly nice manners, normal hair, pleasant smiles, good deodorants, but when it comes right down to it, you do not want them to be monitoring your oxygen tube or running your child's school. Like the hall of mirrors at the carnival, they are all about perceptions, the party of Personal Responsibility, which conceals enormous glittering malice and is led by brilliant bandits who are dividing and conquering the sweet land I grew up in. I don't accept this."
We are not the party of euthenasia, murdering nurses, abortion on demand, etc. Your breathing tube is much safer in our hands.
We are not the party that shields sex abusers in school (that is the NEA and homosexual lobbyists). Your children would be much safer with us; right now there is rampent liberal indoctrination going on there (as well as at least one reported incident of a liberal teacher who burned his flag in class after 9/11/2001).
Love of "learning"? Where might we find that among liberals in postmodern America? I guess he has an ironic sense of humor and self-satire.
Or...just another liberal dork offering a godless sermon.
I sort of doubt that. I doubt modern American liberals even know what "magnanimity" means. You have to read the ethical writings of Aristotle, Cicero, and Thomas Aquinas to understand that intelligently. These are banned writers in institutions controlled by liberals (i.e., they are Dead White Western Males - "conservatives").
This has to be the stupidest statement ever from a liberal.
Answer: Yes! Liberals want doctor assisted suicide, conservatives believe in life. Please have a conservative monitoring my oxygen tube!
Liberals believe it is better for a student to feel good about himself. Conservatives want students to read and write well. Please have a conservative teaching my kids... oh wait, one is. I home school (an other thing liberals don't believe in, can't instill their Marxist propaganda in my kids).
George W. Bush will be reelected by a margin of at least ten per cent