[Catspaw]

When the first deputies arrived on the scene, the cat jumped on top of their car, Miller said.

I hope this was videotaped--with sound.

[Dog]

Mr Sipek said: "She didn't think to close the door. She started painting and he pounced on her. Bobo, he's a wonderful cat. He wouldn't hurt anybody. He's a puppy, not a tiger."

Never trust a cat..

[Hatteras]

"I hope this was videotaped--with sound."

Coming soon to America's Wildest Police Chases. The on-dash camera shot of the tiger approaching and leaping onto the hood complete with audio of the deputy attaching religious adjectives to fecal matter.