Posted on 07/12/2004 3:03:51 PM PDT by swilhelm73
At least 250 of Michael Moore’s 400+ pounds are in the form of ego and hot air, doctors said Monday.
The massive filmmaker’s “Fahrenheit 9/11” should be the most controversial movie of the year.
During a routine checkup, a team of six doctors discovered that most of Moore’s prodigious bulk is in the form of his “large, bloated ego” and “huge quantities of hot air.”
“The good news for Mr. Moore is that he can lose weight as long as he keeps talking a bunch of hot air,” said Dr. Henry Morrison. “When he gave an acceptance speech at last year’s Oscars, for instance, he lost almost two pounds in less than five minutes.”
Another doctor said the average hot air balloon has “about the same amount of hot air as Moore, although the balloon is much smaller. And about as smart, too.”
Also, Dr. Morrison discovered the only things bigger than Moore’s inflated ego. “Three things, actually,” Dr. Morrison said. “That would be Mr. Moore’s thighs, butt, and gut.”
Mr. Moore is full of something, all right, but it isn't hot air.
Excuse me, but this guy is nothing more than a very ugly pig. He looks dirty and probably is.
Can any of you, man or woman, picture yourself rolling in the hay with this disgusting creature.
A certain scene from the second Austin Powers movie does come to mind.
Now why did you have to go and say that??!! I was having my dinner at the keyboard! :+
Coulda fooled me. All this time, I thought his weight consisted of feces.
Talk about looking for a needle in a haystack!
Full of Hype 911...the weight of bullsh-t in Michael Moore
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