In other news, Senator Kerry stated that if elected president he'll "get to the bottom of this bigfoot thing once and for all". "All my intelligence operatives feed my daily leads on thois hariy menace to the northwest, and I plan to put a stop to it!", Kerry stated as he purchased tinfoil and a motorcycle helmet at a local Wal-Mart.
That is, if I can get the U.N. and my friend Jacques to agree to it.