What a disgraceful person this author is.
Shame
Prostitutes and lawyers have been supplanted by journalists and (sadly, an increasing majority of) educators. And, in this case - a combination of the two.
Maine should change the signs which greet visitors to the state. Currently they read: The Way Life Should Be.
Southern Maine in particular has become the California of the east coast and I'm fed up enough that I'll be moving north, soon.