Why don't they just say that bin laden has purchased the entire nuclear arsenal of the former USSR. It is just as believable.
These reports have been around for years. First he had purchased 5, then 20, now 80 suitcase nukes.
If he is being chased around Afghanistan carrying 80 old suitcase nukes, he'd leave a trail so bright you could see it from space.
As bright as the fires in the South American rain forests?
These Muslims are incompetent, if you ask me. Afterall, when they found Saddam in his idiot-hole, he didn't even know how to open all his cans of SPAM that he loved so much!