Britney was my sex-mad bride - Truth about 55-hour marriage (Boy, what a screwed up woman)

News of the World ^ | July 11, 2004 | Jane Atkinson and Carole Aye Maung

[GreatOne]

Can't believe how screwed up this woman is, but it's apparent that her family is extremely dysfunctional to begin with. Feel badly for Jason - seems like he really cares about her. Don't see a happy ending with this woman's story.

[Mike Darancette]

Sigh!

[Lijahsbubbe]

I agree. She's thisclose (ala gossip mag style) to going over the edge.

[snarkytart]

sssh

*whispers*
her parents are good southern republicans

:)

[Libertina]

Love that word snarky! LOL Is it a Tony Snow original?

[BenLurkin]

Talk about unhappy endings:

[BenLurkin]

Say, you're not thinkng about her getting married in a wedding dress like this:

[avenir]

Madonna de la Vampira stole power from Britney with that kiss at the MTV awards. She hasn't been right since.

[snarkytart]

I heard the word for th eirst time a few years ago on "That 70's Show".

I have heard Snow use it too though.

[Natural Law]

I speak for healthy young males everywhere when I affirm that it is better to have loved (and loved and loved and loved and loved) and lost than to never have loved at all......

[Always Right]

Sadly this guy was probably a much better choice than the guy she is marrying now...

[Libertina]

LOLOL

[television is just wrong]

I wouldnl't be suprised at all.

[Libertina]

She proposed to him too... Sounds as if her family doesn't want her to grow up and end their meal ticket. Sad.

[GreatOne]

I think her mom's a nut. Britney was quoted as saying how happy she was that her parents got divorced, and that it should have happened a lot sooner, so maybe dad also has problems (as Chris Rock says, if your daughter becomes a stripper/prostitute, you have failed as a father). But her mom has allowed male strippers in the presence of Britneys pre-teen sister. If she demanded Britney get divorced "to save her career", it makes her marrying the father-of-two loser more clear - it's a rebellious act (hate to armchair psychoanalyze, but can you think of a more proper explanation for this bizarre behavior?).

[Libertina]

70's show...it's pretty funny sometimes.

[TheSpottedOwl]

I think this is a phony piece. Pay careful attention to the "quotes" from Jason Alexander. I didn't realize that Lousiana guys used British euphemisms. Gobsmacked? Knickers?

Of course we can all agree that Britney is screwed up. So is her fiance for ditching his pregnant gf for America's shiniest piece of white trash :-(

[Lijahsbubbe]

Just read the entire article. Very explicit.

Mommy Lynne will not be happy about this. Unless, of course, it's more phoney PR to hype Brittany's image.

[snarkytart]

ok that was funny NL

I will give Britters you number!

[sharktrager]

Why do you assume his words and feelings are genuine?

He doesn't care too much if he shares those kinds of details. She's screwed up, but this boy needs a good ass whipping.