Posted on 07/10/2004 3:38:53 PM PDT by RWR8189
Bang!
A good photoshopper might produce a hit action sequence if he teams the girlish throw of John Edwards with the girlish and the grimacing, closed-eyed fumble picture of John Kerry...
...and scare all the animals.
I was kind of wondering what he hunts crawling around on his belly. I have done a little hunting myself, never crawled around on my belly. Is he hunting Indians?
That said, who crawls on thier stomach looking for deer? Or turkey?
That's an insult to dipshits everywhere.
I would advise staying upwind of Kerry he is so full of feces it must surely stink.
Besides the fact that he is a pisshole in the snow, what the h*ll is Kerry hunting when he describes his hunt this way:
"I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach. I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That's hunting,"
Hunting with his shotgun is for short ranges, usually birds. Birds don't scent, their visual acuity is what they rely on. The only thing Kerry is trying to outsmart is the American hunter and crawling on his belly is the best way he knows to obtain their vote.
What a dork.
He was chasing the wascally wabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter.
Nah, that's the newest series of 'sportsman' photos his handlers set up. There was an earlier series of them shot at an airport showing Effington tryin' to be 'just one of the guys.' They tossed a football to the idiot and he looked like he was fielding a radioactive 105mm cannon shell. He had genuine fear and incompetence written all over his face and he held his hands like a debutant girl wrestling with a jackhammer. Then they switched to baseball and got the same results.
A few weeks later, they shot this series and found a couple that made him look like he could catch something other than a cold.
I wouldn't use that picture. It makes him look like Barney Fife.
Aligators. You crawl on your belly wearing a green rubber suit while waving your feet back and forth, and making aligator mating sounds. You best make your first shot count.
New keyboards all around.
or maybe he waits for someone else to fatally wound
something, and then blows it away as it spends it's
last few seconds on earth flopping away in the dust.
Maybe y'all could invite JF'ingK to a real hunt?
Maybe alligators?
Maybe his "trusty 12 gauge double-barrel" might get some mud stuck in the barrel?
Heh, heh, heh...
"I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double-barrel, crawl around on my stomach. I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That's hunting," said Kerry. (Craig Gilbert, "Bringing candidate to life," Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 7/5/04)
What's the guy hunting, earthworms? This is just bizarre.
The only possible scenario I can imagine is if he was attempting to ground swat a covey of quail or grouse.
Running mate hunting.
And you'll notice that when you do your hunting on your belly, you'll usually hook up with other snakes.
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