[P-Marlowe]

Here's the slim fast response:

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On 07/10/2004 you wrote:

Whoopi goldberg is a disgrace. She is a foul mouthed anti-American traitor who has no regard for decency or for the well being of our troops. As long as Whoopi Goldberg is shouting obscenities and profanitites and comparing the president of the united states to female genetalia and otherwise acting like she cares more about Osama Bin Laden than she does about the president of the United States, it will be a cold day in hell before I ever use any of your products again.

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[sandlady]

Your little input amongst the feel-good sing-song words of this automated reply crack me up! LOL

[MamaB]

You told us about them!! Just not the way they intended.

[Old Professer]

Way back when I had a cousin who was sick most of one summer and built a table-top scale model of the Eiffel Tower out of toothpicks.

[f zero]

Thanks for the phone # 1-800-SLIM-FAST I always have a few hundred any time minutes left over on my wireless plan. The best part, each call costs them about a quarter!

[Osage Orange]

Very nice email....Hehehe...

Kudos...!!

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