Watered down beer!!?? None of that metro-sexual ladylike stuff for me, give me Guiness, or most good little village home brew German beers. When there's big time celebrating to be done, only the best will do. Iron shots are all right too.
As for your feelings being hurt, then keep your hands out of the fire. There is always the memorable words of Rhett Butler - FMDIDGAD
My "feelings" are far from hurt,but you seem to be awfully lonesome...go find someone to talk to,who cares. ;^)