Let me guess:
* His general intel oversight committee: Intelligence Professionals for Sanity...
* Top Advisor of Terrorism: The head of Sein Fein...
* Top Advisor on Smuggling , Central America: Daniel Ortega...
* Top Advisor Money Laudering : Al Amoudi and the AMC...
* Extraterrestrial Threat Advisor : T J Wilkinson...
* Director of Misinformation: Joseph Wilson and a cadre of mint tea interrogators...
* WMD specialist : A deep cover operative with a spread in Vanity Faire....
* Foreign Affairs : Jaques Chirac...
* National Security Advisor : We don't need no steenking national security advisor......
* Y3K & Loose Wire specialist : Richard Clarke...
* Guy who will hold nuclear football for Old Butterfingers: Wesley Clarke...
* Flying Monkeys Division : The NPR, CBS, CNN, SKY NEWS, BBC, AL Jazeerah, NY TIMES, VF, Walter Pincus and unlimited anonymous sources....
* Wannabe Joint Chiefs : the remnants of the VVAW and a bag of weed. ...
* Wannabe Homeland Security Spokesman : Greg Packer.
* Babysitter : Kofi Anan....
LOL! Some of those are hilarious......some may be spot on.