[sinkspur]

Is it OK NOW if we poke fun at Her Porkness?

I'm thinking of starting a vanity thread of "she's so fat" jokes:

She's so fat......her tailor is Omar the tentmaker!

[clintonh8r]

When she sits around the house, she sits around the house!

[AmericanInTokyo]

I hear the faint strains of a Polka starting right about now!

[Vigilantcitizen]

She's so fat...she has a "I'm backing up" warning beeper.

[familyofman]

"Is it OK NOW if we poke fun at Her Porkness?"

Sure, go ahead. Make sure you get in touch with Dick Cheney so he can include a couple of zingers in his upcoming debates. You know - things like 'yeh we have a deficit, but your wife is a lard ass', followed by a F' yourself. Great wy to win the votes of the vast majority of mid-American females (large % of whom are reported to be a bit on the 'plus' side).
How about a few lines about the kids being ugly too. How about the family pets? Nothing like having a 'meaty' discussion of the issues - great way to win friends & influence people.
Have at it!!!

ps - your recent FRmail to me is now considered inoperative