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Lyrics from Johnny Cougar:

Texas Bandito, how much money did you put in your pocket today?
You better split from that Texas Bandito
He's made this world unsafe today.
Our thoughts are not free from the Texas Bandito
He's just another cheap thug that sacrifices our young.

Shakespeare, he ain’t.

Hell, he ain’t even P. Diddy.

[freeperfromnj]

If his boys get in and the war comes to our shores, he can kiss his little pink house good bye.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Send little snot-nosed Johnny Cougar another carton of Camels.

[zarf]

Since the release of his best album "Scarecrow" about 20 years ago, Johnny Cougar hasn't been able to write himself out of a paper bag.

[Rastus]

Those lyrics are bad enough to get Little Tommy Daschle deeply saddened. Again.

[sully777]

Lyrics from Johnny Cougar:

Texas Bandito, how much money did you put in your pocket today?
You better split from that Texas Bandito
He's made this world unsafe today.
Our thoughts are not free from the Texas Bandito
He's just another cheap thug that sacrifices our young.

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Johnny Cougar (aka John Mellencamp, John Mellonhead, John Cougar Mellonhead, John Cougar Mellencamp) got me a couple of questions

Ain't you the guy that has a history of anger management problems? Didn't you leave a few women in dire straits?
Where's all that money promised from Farm Aid? Is it in YOUR POCKET?
And Johnny, don't you mean Osama and all his supporters here and abroad "made the world unsafe today" (the day of 9-11) not Bush. Don't that include you, Johnny, aren't you making victims out of our enemies with that statement?
What did you think when our enemies struck on 9-11? Did you think it was Bush's fault? Coarse you did.

Guess Johnny's another cheap thug that sacrifices our young.