Posted on 07/08/2004 8:53:28 PM PDT by Steven W.
Good thing I value my job and driver's license...I get so tempted to just ram those jerks when I see stuff like that.
I just don't buy into that crap. Please remove the tinfoil hat.
"...Cheney will never win the debate scored on the People Magazine scale (hair, sex appeal, etc.) - but he's going to run like a white hot buzz saw through butter by any non-frivolous measure. Edwards is a lightweight..."
Lynn Cheney was on Fox News today and she said that John Jr. had years of rhetorical experience as a trial lawyer and was not to be underestimated in the debates.
What we need to do is spread the word that Edwards is going to just kill Cheney in the debates. You know, lower the expectations for Cheney and then when he cleans the floor wtih mop-top (running mate of flip-flop) he'll be an even bigger winner. Am I right or wrong?
In one of Edwards' silver-tongued arguments to the jury on behalf of a girl born with cerebral palsy, he claimed he was channeling the unborn baby girl, Jennifer Campbell, who spoke to the jurors through him: "She said at 3, I'm fine; She said at 4, I'm having a little trouble, but I'm doing OK; at 5, she said, I'm having problems; At 5:30, she said, I need out now!"
if i was married to elizabeth edwards, i'd have my eyes closed and be doing some 'channeling' of my own :)
Good idea.
But there's another point, I can't figure out how to make as succintly.
In the suit referenced, Edwards sued a doctor for not performing a C-section soon enough - claiming this damaged the child's brain.
However, had the doctor instead of trying to deliver the baby, turned it around in the womb until only its head remained inside and then stabbed its brains and severed its head - Kerry would support that "delivery" with no lawsuit (for which he made $20 million).
REALLY, HOW TRUE!!!!............no comparision!!!!...but it should amount to humorous TV, nevertheless!
If anybody wants to hear some hilarious "channeling", get ahold of comedian Craig Shoemaker and his "Lovemaster" character.
Here's a little Edwards/Cheney Haiku:
John speaks well. Nice hair.
His smile will light up the room.
Light lunch for Cheney.
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