Posted on 07/08/2004 12:29:36 PM PDT by Kennesaw
Cell Phone Call Saves Girls Surrounded By Rattlesnakes Rattlesnake Trapper Finds 25 To 30 Snakes In Area
POSTED: 1:41 pm EDT July 8, 2004 UPDATED: 2:19 pm EDT July 8, 2004
LIVINGSTON, Montana -- Two Colorado girls vacationing in Montana used a cell phone to call for help after finding themselves on a hillside infested with dozens of rattlesnakes.
Izzy Effler, 13, and Morgan Beadwell, 12, climbed a hill in Livingston to try to get cell phone reception.
However, while climbing, Izzy said a rattlesnake struck at her.
Morgan also reportedly stepped on a snake.
The girls then discovered that they were surrounded by six rattlers and used the phone to call for help, according to the report.
Brian Effler and his nephew eventually rescued the girls after shooting two of the snakes.
A rattlesnake trapper said he saw 25 to 30 snakes in the area.
The girls were not injured.
Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.
Copyright 2004 by The Associated Press.
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he Differential Theory of US Armed Forces Snake Model: upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations (AO)
1. Infantry: Snake smells them, leaves area.
2. Airborne: Lands on and kills the snake.
3. Armor: Runs over snake, laughs, and looks for more snakes.
4. Aviation: Has Global Positioning Satellite coordinates to snake. Can't find snake. Returns to base for refuel, crew rest and manicure.
5. Ranger: Plays with snake, then eats it.
6. Field Artillery: Kills snake with massive Time On Target barrage with three Forward Artillery Brigades in support. Kills several hundred civilians as unavoidable collateral damage. Mission is considered a success and all participants (i.e., cooks, mechanics and clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.
7. Special Forces: Makes contact with snake, ignores all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with snake and winning its heart and mind. Trains it to kill other snakes. Files enormous travel settlement upon return.
8. Combat Engineer: Studies snake. Prepares in-depth doctrinal thesis in obscure 5 series Field Manual about how to defeat snake using counter-mobility assets. Complains that maneuver forces don't understand how to properly conduct doctrinal counter-snake ops.
9. Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition and calls for naval gunfire support in failed attempt to kill snake. Snake bites SEAL and retreats to safety. Hollywood makes fantasy film in which SEALS kill Muslim extremist snakes.
10. Navy: Fires off 50 cruise missiles from various types of ships, kills snake and makes presentation to Senate Appropriations Committee on how Naval forces are the most cost-effective means of anti-snake force projection.
11. Marine: Kills snake by accident while looking for souvenirs. Local civilians demand removal of all US forces from Area of Operations.
12. Marine Recon: Follows snake, gets lost.
13. Combat Controllers: Guides snake elsewhere.
14. Para-Rescue Jumper: Wounds snake in initial encounter, then works feverishly to save snake's life.
15. Quartermaster: (NOTICE: Your anti-snake equipment is on backorder.)
16. C-17 Transport pilot: Receives call for anti-snake equipment, delivers two weeks after due date.
17. F-15 pilot: Mis-identifies snake as enemy Mil-24 Hind helicopter and engages with missiles. Crew chief paints snake kill on aircraft.
18. F-16 pilot: Finds snake, drops two CBU-87 cluster bombs, and misses snake target, but get direct hit on Embassy 100 KM East of snake due to weather (Too Hot also Too Cold, Was Clear but too overcast, Too dry with Rain, Unlimited ceiling with low cloud cover etc.) Claims that purchasing multi-million dollar, high-tech snake-killing device will enable it in the future to kill all snakes and achieve a revolution in military affairs.
19. AH-64 Apache pilot: Unable to locate snake, snakes don't show well on infra-red. Infrared only operable in desert AO's without power lines or SAM's.
20. UH-60 Blackhawk pilot: Finds snake on fourth pass after snake builds bonfire, pops smoke, lays out VS 17 to mark Landing Zone. Rotor wash blows snake into fire.
21. B-52 pilot: Pulls ARCLIGHT mission on snake, kills snake and every other living thing within two miles of target.
22. MinuteMan Missile crew: Lays in target coordinates to snake in 20 seconds, but can't receive authorization from National Command Authority to use nuclear weapons.
23. Intelligence officer: Snake? What snake? Only four of 35 indicators of snake activity are currently active. We assess the potential for snake activity as LOW.
24. Judge Advocate General (JAG): Snake declines to bite, citing grounds of professional courtesy.
25. Signal: Tries to communicate with snake...fail repeated attempts. Complains that the snake did not have the correct fill or did not know how to work equipment a child could operate. Signal Officer informs the commander that he could easily communicate with the snake using just his voice. Commander insists that he NEEDS to video-conference with the snake, with real-time streaming positional and logistical data on the snake displayed on video screens to either side. Gives Signal Corps $5 Billion to make this happen. SigOps abuses the 2 smart people in the corps to make it happen, while everybody else stands around, bitches, and takes credit. In the end, General Dynamics and several sub-contractors make a few billion dollars, the 2 smart people get out and go to work for them, and the commander gets what he asked for only in fiber-optic based simulations. The snake is forgotten.
I am glad to talk to you. You are the first person I have talked to who has actually seen rattlesnakes dance on their tails. Most people I tell say "oh yeah, sure I see that all the time" (rolling eyes). LOL!
"Most people I tell say "oh yeah, sure I see that all the time" (rolling eyes). LOL!"
Well this happened about five years ago but I'll never forget that snake swaying and rattling at me. I know what you mean about people not believing a story though, I still get laughed at because I saw a three eared jack rabbit, complete with eye rolling and head shaking. And the black panther that ran across the road in front of me was also jeered at, but all three stories are true.
I saw a mountian lion in Mexico but it wasn't black & I have swamp rabbits in my yard in the middle of Houston.... but......... 3 ears???? (rolling eyes)
Just kidding, I believe you.
A friend of mine and I saw a black panther in the wild in Wyoming , but no one believed us. They thought we were smokin' something.
Yep. That's it.
Correction, I did use it once on a wasp string. It pulled out enough venom to make the pain stop. It also healed up much faster. The thing works. I would still get immediate medical attention after a snake bit, but this could pull out enough venom to save a life.
LOL, you know people asked me if I had been indulging in something also. I thought it was pretty neat but I kept imaging how hard it would be to see that cat in the dark. I sighted this one very close to my house.
I'm going to get one of those ASAP. Our rattlers would rather you just left them alone, but I'm in their territory so much, no sense not being prepared.
"but......... 3 ears???? (rolling eyes) "
I swear, saw him more than once, was jeered at by all my neighbors, finally another neighbor also claimed to have seen it, unfortunately, he was the "drinking" neighbor so wasn't a lot of support.
They are awe-inspiring, no doubt. The hair on the back of my neck was all prickly until we got off that rock pile and back down to the road.
Copperheads and CottonMouths are very closely related, although they don't look alike by any means.
So, suing against cell phone companies for brain cancer still a good idea?
AND DO THAT FOR GUNS TOO!!!
>> no sense not being prepared <<
Yep. Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
Do you do a lot of back-country camping? I do when I can, but most of my camping friends would rather do the 'car camping' thing. Can't hike a case of beer 10 miles into the woods. LOL!
We are coming to Montana next week. I have cousins in Missoula & we are going to stay at a place on Flathead Lake. I can't wait.
>> Copperheads and CottonMouths are very closely related <<
I didn't know that. I've never seen a cottonmouth in the wild. Aren't they mostly predominate in the south were is doesn't get so cold?
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