Send them up to the Institute of Phenomonology.
I'll strap them down in my Lab and remove their olfactory organs.
Olfactory organ (Anat.), an organ for smelling. In vertebrates the olfactory organs are more or less complicated sacs, situated in the front part of the head and lined with epithelium innervated by the olfactory (or first cranial) nerves, and sensitive to odoriferous particles conveyed to it in the air or in water.
A dollar two ninety-eight per organ.
Heheheh. How about a mark-down for quantity? We have sooooo many here.
How about I flatten their nose for nothing?