SierraWasp, you owe me a keyboard! In return I'll send you a jar of Udder Cream for them thar stretchmarks.
I have to tell you, as my tagline says, I've been considering a new screen name. 'WatertownConservative,' in honor of my new hometown, has no pizazz. It lacks the oxymoronish (shhh! don't tell the grammer cops) quality of my current screener.
Now, Many Apples Conservative, does have a certain ring to it. I'm sure I'll be stepping in a few in the very near future. (Scrape shoe, scratch head. Hmmmm....)
It's called "Bag Balm!" It says so right on the label! (grin)
God invented them road apples to keep maggots from being homeless!!! (so don't be squashin 'em er I'll tell a Liberal on ya so's they can nag ya!)