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Kerry, Edwards Tout Hair-Based Platform
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Posted on 07/07/2004 12:27:03 PM PDT by kevkrom
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(It's satire, folks...)
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:27:05 PM PDT
by
kevkrom
To: kevkrom
"we've got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we've got a better sense of what's happening to America and we've got better hair," Vote for what's on top of our heads. Not for what's inside...
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:28:10 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(John Kerry - Hillary without the fat ankles and the FBI files...)
To: kevkrom
"good hair projects an image of leadership and unwavering cowering to the will of the United Nations."
Bwahhahaha!
To: dirtboy
You jokers may have hair but give the voter a reason to vote for you.Hair won't do it.
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:31:54 PM PDT
by
jocko12
To: dirtboy
WHAT THE FCUK ARE THEY BABBLING ABOUT?
I mean is this for real?
We are in a in a fight with terrorism and this is what these guys are offering to people.
To: No Blue States
Glad to know I brightened at least one person's day with this one... :)
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:34:37 PM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: kevkrom
What's not satire is Kerry saying today "...and we have better hair."
I heard it and couldn't believe he said it!
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:35:37 PM PDT
by
Peach
To: snarkytart
"we've got better vision, better ideas, real plans, we've got a better sense of what's happening to America and we've got better hair,"
I HEARD THIS SOUND BITE ON THE RADIO..UNBELIEVEABLE..WHAT A DOPE!
To: kevkrom
we've got better hairBut we've got the better women ;-)
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:35:56 PM PDT
by
Rokurota
To: snarkytart
I mean is this for real? The original comment (the one hyperlinked in the "article" above) is real, the rest is the product of a deranged imagination.
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:36:10 PM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: kevkrom
HOW DOES THE HAIR SONG GO.....
Give me a head with hair,,,,long beautiful hair,,,,shining, streaming.....flaxen, waxen,,,
To: kevkrom
Now that Kerry cut I did hear on the snooze at the top of the hour. But the Presidents response to the reporter about Cheney? We won't hear that.
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:38:45 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(John Kerry Edwards changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
To: b4its2late
They have hair, we have the cajones.. Carry'em in a bucket big ones.
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:42:10 PM PDT
by
IamConservative
(A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.)
To: b4its2late
Oh that quote was ALL over the radio and on TV already........CHENEY COULD BE PRESIDENT.
At first it was simply quoted as stated.....but then the spinning began.
Nothing can change the truth, however.
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:45:46 PM PDT
by
OldFriend
(IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THANK A TEACHER.......AND SINCE IT'S IN ENGLISH, THANK A SOLDIER)
To: All
BTW... any of y'all are free to distribute this one as you see fit.
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:47:32 PM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: kevkrom
You can make fun of their hair, but I spoke to a Democrat who thinks it's a good ticket. Some people fall for looks, and they think Edwards is good-looking.
I'm undecided whether Bush can win, even though I want him to. He's coming to a university near me on Friday, and my county Republican committee said she only got 25 tickets to hand out. I wanted to go, but even the local newspaper says they don't have info as to how to get a ticket.
To: snarkytart
"...and we've got better hair" brained tax schemes.
Maybe they just cut him off. ;)
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:49:56 PM PDT
by
maggief
To: kevkrom
I read this article on Reuters today. It was written by Patricia Wilson.
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posted on
07/07/2004 12:55:07 PM PDT
by
Texagirl4W
(If President Bush loses the 2004 election because of his stand on abortion, he is still the winner.)
To: OldFriend
Oh, good news, but I on the other post I said that it won't make the evening news. But I won't be watching, so I'll never know..... Thanks for the update.
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posted on
07/07/2004 1:01:05 PM PDT
by
b4its2late
(John Kerry Edwards changes positions more often than a Nevada prostitute!!!)
To: kevkrom
Maybe, but the quote is real....Holy Shiite!
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posted on
07/07/2004 1:15:01 PM PDT
by
j_tull
("I may make you feel, but I can't make you think.")
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