They asked John Edwards why…Why join that Kerry guy?
John Kerry, noon and night: his face is a fright.
John Kerry high and low,
Don’t ask me why: I don’t know!
It's not for lack of bread,
I've sued 'em till they bled; Darling
But give me two heads with Hair,
Long, beautiful Hair
Scheming, Gleaming,
Dreaming 'bout raising taxes!
Oh give me it down to there, (Hair!)
Unlike Bald Man Cheney (Hair!)
Then maybe, we're gonna
Go to the White House, Daddy!
Hair! (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Blow it, Show it; Long as we can grow it, our Hair!
Sorry - I couldn't resist.