Even Dukakis had the brain cells to pick a southerner in '88 to moderate his ticket.
Two Far Left Liberals on one ticket: Ho Chi Kerry-Miserable Failure
Kerry is an anti-Southern bigot. His whole strategy is coastal/midwest.
Mission impossible: This campaign will self destruct in 10 minutes...
Little Dick has been an also ran for a very long time. Put him on the ticket, give him "his shot" and then pass him over forever more (or treat him like William Jennings Bryan and run him again and again...).