I picked up a few arabic jokes from a friendly Saudi fellow.
What does a Saudi wife do after she returns from the battered woman's shelter?
The Laundry! Praise ALLAH!!!!
What has a Saudi prince done wrong if his wife comes out of the kitchen carrying 3 of his twenty children while yelling and screaming at him.
He made the chain to long!!! Praise ALLAH!!!!!!
"The television presenter was savagely beaten on April 4 because she kept answering the phone at the family home. Mr al-Fallatta repeatedly punched his wife in the face then smashed her head against a marble floor while throttling her. When he thought she was dead he put her in the family car, apparently with the intention of burying her, but she regained consciousness. He panicked, dumped her at the entrance to a hospital and drove off."
Just another day in the life of endentured and battered Saudi women. I'd like to meet her master .... er uh husband, then push him off a cliff.