Thought all conservatives were in secret societies?....
You've got to be kidding.
Not joking, some of these lefty nuts are out of touch with reality. When this girl found out I was a conservative, she assumed that I had to be in some kind of organization or secret society. She rambled on a bunch of weird conspiracy theories, and got ticked when I started laughing hysterically.
I really should have stopped laughing after awhile instead of having people come over to listen to her, thinking she was doing a stand up act of a lunatic.