[Paul Atreides]

"I think I'll name you Teresa, you Hillary, and you....."

[King Prout]

I wonder how many cows Kerry has done pregnancy checks on?
Seriously:
I'd like to see Flipper wearing an armpit-length plastic glove, covered in (and partly filled with) bloody cowflop.

THEN I might *begin* to believe Flipper knows a little bit about farming.