Hey, ARMYBOY! Happy 4th of July!
(Did you have a brewski yet?)
Good afternoon Bro!!
How's your 4th of July going?
Well, mine is being RAINED ON!
Anyways, I'm ready to come to Chicago to hurt you.
Guess what the Sailor has in his hands?
That's right. He has a Corona in his hand as he grills.
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!
TEMPTING HIM LIKE THAT!
I'M TELLING MA HOW BAD YOU ARE!!
Hehe!