"She looked liked a Barbi doll from about a meter away, but up close it was kind of strange."
Was it Paul Dirac or Wolfgang Pauli (both physicists) who claimed that there must be an optimal distance for appreciating [feminine] beauty, since both at zero distance and at infinity one couldn't see anything?
All of the tattoos I've had were accidental.
I call them scars.
(Am I the only Navy feller who never even considered getting one?!)
Perhaps a well-trained practioner of cosmetic tattoos would do better work, but I still think it should be outlawed.
Besides, as Ian Fleming wrote, "all cats are gray in the dark."