I didn't know who to go to for the kitties..........I actually did a search for ZOT and saw your name........
I know I'm on at least one of the viking kittie/troll lists - but I don't know who it is to alert.
I couldn't help you there, either. I always come in 30 minutes after the troll has been vaporized, so I don't know whom to contact. This was odd, coming in before the ZOT.
You have FReepmail!
1. (Fastest) Post a response to the thread with a List of Known Kittens (a.k.a. VK ping list) in the "To:" box. Suggested comments are "Der Ping des Zottenkittens" or "Here kitty, kitty, kitty..." Any VK on Troll Patrol will attack almost immediately. If you need a List of Known Kittens, FReepmail a Known Kitten and we'll be happy to share.
2. (Nearly Fast) Petition the Admin Moderator to include the word "ZOT!" in the thread title. This will alert any surfing Kitten to the presence of a ZOT! thread. This is how I personally spot most of them.
3. (Fast) Add the keywords ZOT or VIKINGKITTIE to the thread. The Viking Kittie assigned to Troll Patrol for that period will scan for these keywords from time to time.
4. (Surprisingly fast) Scream, at the top of your lungs, "VALHALLA, I AM COMING!" while reading the Troll's rant. Viking Kitties have been known to detect this sound from across an ocean.
5. (Best) Undergo the secret rites and become a Viking Kitten yourself. You will then be granted mystic powers, such as the ability to remember that Robert Byrd was in the Klan, Ted Kennedy left a young woman to drown, Bill Clinton did have sex with that woman and that the Coalition has found WMD in Iraq. You will then be able to sense Trolls and know the true joy of ZOT! It is the path to happiness.