True.
But being RESPONSIBLE, WISE, Constitutional
eyes and ears for Homeland Security can be quite fitting in a list of ways; done with a proper attitude, at at least arm's length etc.
OK, that all being said, and it being a nice, Sunni day, with no more work in the office to do, I think I'll go out and make sure that the folks on my Shi'ite list are abiding by the laws.