Kerry is in the grand tradition of politicians in general. he is boring and sucks the life out of any event, even his own life.
He certainly is ready to become whoever people want him to be - and whoever he thinks would help get him elected.
In Louisville, KY, Maker's Mark distillery is opening a whiskey sampling lounge. Their speaker, heard this morning on the radio, has adopted J F'ing Kerry's speech pattern. It is enough to make me take up Vodka drinking.