Posted on 07/01/2004 4:29:48 PM PDT by wagglebee
Heh. I believe these groups are merely a front for a much more sinister force. We all know who's really out to get G.I. Joe...Cobra!
No. there is no moutache or braided armpits..
"moustache"
saddam must be told 'No soup for you!"
They are having an "out of mind experience."
My idea? Simply purchase 5,000 of the same GI Joe dolla (or ask Hasbro for the guns they stripped from the action figures they're sending to the Twins), remove the nasty old plastic 1" guns from each plastic Duke doppelganger's deathgrip, package each gun along with appropriate literature, then give them away at the ballgame to every kid who got the stripped-down action figure. Advertise the package as a "GI Joe Completion Kit". Drive the limp-wrists crazy, all for the cost of a few toys and some sweat equity.
What do these people want, then? An action figure of Saddam Hussein complete with miniature but fully functional plastic shredder and electric cattle prod?
Never, but NEVER, have I heard ANY so-called "pacifist" denounce the REAL dictators of this world, past and present.
He'll fight for freedom wherever there's trouble. G. I. Joe is there!
G. I. Joe! (a real American hero) G. I. Joe is there!
It's G. I. Joe against Cobra the enemy**, fighting to save the day.
He never gives up; he's always there, fighting for freedom over land and air!
G. I. Joe! (a real American hero) G. I. Joe is there!
[Narrator: G. I. Joe is the code name for America's daring, highly trained special mission force.
Its purpose: to defend human freedom against Cobra, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.]
He never gives up; he'll stay 'til the fight's won. G. I. Joe will dare.
G. I. Joe! (a real American hero) G. I. Joe!
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