Once, I had lunch in Washington at a diner; the guy in the next seat was a member of the "Fruits of Islam."
Me: "That's one of Louis Farrakhan's groups, right?"
Him: "Yes. You're very well-informed."
Me: "Most folks think the 'Fruits of Islam' is an Iranian gay-rights group."
Poor guy blew hot coffee through his nose...
You HAVE to finish that story. LOL.