If I were single, I'd volunteer. I've always thought she was an amazingly attractive woman.
A few years back I was running an online dating service and had a chance to study the phenomenon: the reason why so many women are single is because none of the guys who might be interested in them "meet their standards", and all of the guys who THEY might be interested in, have better choices than them
Across a ten mile field of broken glass he crawled and upon opening the door Nicole answered, "I'm sorry. I'm busy tonight could you crawl back on Thursday?" Yes my Goddess!