[Siouxz]

"You will address me as El Conquistodor."

[AmericanInTokyo]

"grandiose (meaning): - A drastically exaggerated sense of self-importance; may have religious, somatic, or other theme; also known as delusions of grandeur. The grandiose individual might believe there is something incredibly important about him/herself (e.g., only his or her fingernail clippings can repel the Martian invasion) or that he or she is someone very important (e.g., the secret heir to the throne of England; the President's long lost sister; or a religious figure like Christ or Buddha)."