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Nominate the "Judge Elihu Smails Buffoon Of The Week" (Ted Kennedy First Winner - Great Pics)
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Posted on 06/30/2004 12:17:52 PM PDT by crushkerry
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Send in your nominations today.
To: OXENinFLA; biblewonk; Grampa Dave; JPJones; LincolnLover; jmstein7; backinthefold; .cnI redruM
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posted on
06/30/2004 12:19:04 PM PDT
by
crushkerry
(Visit www.crushkerry.com to see John Kerry's positions filleted - and to see our lovely spokesmodel))
To: crushkerry
Aw geez....I just ate. Then to see blubber-butt in all his "glory".....geezzzzz
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posted on
06/30/2004 12:27:43 PM PDT
by
kimmie7
("One should enjoy the journey - it's ungrateful not to." -- Ronald Reagan)
To: crushkerry
Dan Rather, for taking a verbal slap down by the new Iraqi PM!
Or Mr. Oblisquikikiki for comparing The Iraqi turnover to the Vietnam bug out of '75 and getting rebuked IMMEDIATELY by everybody!!
Jacque Chirac for taking a lesson in civility by Dubya over Turkey.
Hitlery for outing herself again with her big mouth explaining how she will "take" tax money from us that we don't really need, but she does.
(This is soooo easy)
<|:-)~~
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posted on
06/30/2004 12:29:47 PM PDT
by
JoeSixPack1
(Freedom Stands Because Heroes Serve.)
To: MeekOneGOP; mhking; SAMWolf
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posted on
06/30/2004 12:29:59 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(This Tagline for sale. (Presented by TagLines R US))
To: JoeSixPack1
Good ones. It is so easy, isn't it? Sad we wan only give out one a week.
To: Kerry Crusher
Good ones. It is so easy, isn't it? Sad we wan only give out one a week. Well, many of those can be held in reserve in case (unlikely though it may seem) you're short a buffoon some week. Also, in the spirit of "fairness", a tie could be appropriate...
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posted on
06/30/2004 12:37:36 PM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Reagan lives on... as long as we stay true to his legacy)
To: kevkrom
To: crushkerry
"Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a terrific slouch."
To: The_Victor
This line could fit for Ted Kennedy as well as Carl Spackler:
"We got a pool, and a pond. A pond would be good for you"
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posted on
06/30/2004 12:49:15 PM PDT
by
crushkerry
(Visit www.crushkerry.com to see John Kerry's positions filleted - and to see our lovely spokesmodel))
To: The_Victor
Okay ... before we get carried away ... we all need to admit that every line in the film is quotable and hilarious. But I am bitter that Chevy Chase, Rodney Dangerfield, and Bill Murray get all the credit. Ted Knight makes the movie.
"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir ... and I never slice."
"DAMN!"
To: crushkerry
" Senator, do you know there's a girl found dead in your car?"
- Antone Bettencourt - Chappaquiddick resident - 9:30 AM - Saturday - July 19, 1969
CHAPPAQUIDDICK: A Profile in Cowardice
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:07:13 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
To: Kerry Crusher
How about a winner and a runner up (in case a drug test shows the winner was ineligable ...... oh ..... never mind)
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:08:11 PM PDT
by
knarf
(A place where anyone can learn anything ... especially that which promotes clear thinking.)
To: Kerry Crusher; The_Victor
Smails Greatest Hits "You'll get nothing and like it"
"The World Needs Ditchdiggers Too"
"The Man's a Menace"
"I've Sentenced Men Younger Than You To Death, Didn't Want To Do It, Felt I Owed It To Them"
"How Would You Like To Cut My Lawn"
"Get Yourself a Fresca"
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:10:35 PM PDT
by
crushkerry
(Visit www.crushkerry.com to see John Kerry's positions filleted - and to see our lovely spokesmodel))
To: crushkerry; Kerry Crusher
Aside from being a little dated, it's still one of the funniest movies of all time.
"Bahananananana.","Zoononononoo.","Yahnanananananan."
To: crushkerry
Is he wearing a thong?????
BTW, I agree...Ted Knight made that movie...the pucker and smack of his lips when he would say.."Hmmm Hummm".
To: crushkerry
Hey, I resemble that remark....
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posted on
06/30/2004 1:40:35 PM PDT
by
cspackler
(There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.)
To: crushkerry
thanks for the ping...
I just love FR, this is one of the funniest threads I have read...
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posted on
06/30/2004 3:15:49 PM PDT
by
backinthefold
(9/11 changed me, and I will never forget)
To: Kerry Crusher
Ted Knight makes the movie. Hey John, Did you hear the one about the Jew the Catholic and the Colored boy that died and went to heaven.
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posted on
06/30/2004 3:16:23 PM PDT
by
JackDanielsOldNo7
(On guard until the seal is broken)
To: Fiddlstix; crushkerry
fat teddy could have been a winner quite a few weeks so far this year !!
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posted on
06/30/2004 3:23:41 PM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Call me the Will Rogers voter: I never met a Democrat I didn't like - to vote OUT OF POWER !)
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