Imagine a conversation bw Snibley and Amber.
Snibley: Hey girl friend, have I got news for you.
There's this guy that works for me. Honey, he's a hunk.
Amber: Yea?
Snibley: Yea, and he's 30 and single.. with cake and candles too..
Amber: Yea?
Snibley: I think he'd be prrrrfect for you cuz he's looking for LFNF- what say you?
Amber: Yea...
Snibley: There's just one thing, he likes duct tape.. So just go along with him he's harmless. If you decide in the morning that you are getting too wrapped up and your uncomfortable just call me I'll be there- after all that's what friends are for.
YEAH, AMBER--DIAL THE PHONE WITH YOUR TEETH IF HE'S DUCT-TAPED THE REST OF YOUR BODY!
ROFLMAO!!!