[Billthedrill]

Man, I'd hate to see the trouble we'd be in before the Navy would have my sorry @ss back!

Admiral: Awright, Drill. Grab your seabag and saddle up.
BtD: Oh, goody! Can I bring my inflatable seahorse?
Admiral: No.
BtD: Well, how about my Kerry flippers?
Admiral: I don't think so.
BtD: Abu Ghraib panty collection?
Admiral: Forget it.
BtD: My 'I was at Olongapo and all I got was this lousy T-shirt and the clap' t-shirt?
Admiral: I'm bringing mine. Good news, too - we're giving you command of a ship this time out.
BtD: Oh, gosh, that's cool!
Admiral: Yeah, it'll be at anchor, though. And it'll have concentric circles painted on the hull. Place called Bikini Atoll. You'll like it...

[StoneColdGOP]

LOL!

[Publius]

Well, you know, BtD, I'm 55 and got out of the Army Signal Corps 31 years ago with the rank of first looie. If they need a guy to run a motor pool, teach a military justice class or go 2-out-of-3 as a court-martial prosecutor -- and they make me an O-3 -- we could talk about it.

But I'd need to drop 30 pounds. We got some serious PT issues here.