LOL! What do you call your father?
What about the surrounding lines? Have you ever read those?
Matthew 238 "But you are not to be called 'Rabbi,' for you have only one Master and you are all brothers.
9 And do not call anyone on earth 'father,' for you have one Father, and he is in heaven.
10 Nor are you to be called 'teacher,' for you have one Teacher, the Christ.
Where does it say thou shalt jump through myriad hoops before being declared a Saint?