[dandi]

In a related story, legislation is also pending to extend the ban to eye patches, tri-cornered hats, and screaming "AAAAARGH, MATEY" in public.

[maui_hawaii]

Oh now I can't stop laughing. That was a good post.

[Uncle Vlad]

Even on National Talk Like a Pirate Day? Shiver me timbers, kiss the black spot!