I knew his eyes were too close together!
Actually, if an objective measure is made, the distance between the eyes is very nearly within the expected limits for human beings. However, the perspective is all wrong, because the sides of the head spread so far, that the eyes only seem to be too close together. In fact, the entire face is almost too small for the head on which it is placed.
The head, however, is fairly well proportioned to the body.
Is it possible for a brain to be obese? Or is all the oleaginous matter entirely subcutaneous?
Are you suggesting that MM is a fathead?
I thought he just like small size baseball caps!