Celebrities Come Out for Big Kerry Fundraiser in Los Angeles (9/11 is also Bush's SAT scores)

MRC ^ | Monday June 28, 2004 | BrentBaker

[dougherty]

I almost wish some terrorist had targeted this fundraiser. Then, and only then, would those numbskulls understand what the WOT is all about. These celebrities are self-absorbed buffoons that have no grasp of reality.

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Yeah, they both need to take an extended vacation from the film industry. My own personal suggestion is that they drop the whole acting/screenwriting/directing thing, and try to return to their prior careers as custodial managers.

[dougherty]

Affleck said he wasn't sure his efforts would sway any votes.... We like people from both sides of the aisle to come see our movies and concerts," he said.

Ben, no one is coming to see your movies anyway. Your career has tanked and you really need to lay off the donuts.

[Dan from Michigan]

their prior careers as custodial managers.

I didn't think they were strong enough to pick up a bucket.....

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Well, they're able to pick it up alright.

I'm just not sure that they're swift enough to know what to do with it once they have it in their hands though.

If I had a quarter for every Harvard educated ignoramus.

Well, I'd be a hell of lot richer than I am right now, that's for sure!

[montag813]

Speaking of truth, Bush's SAT score was 1206, not 911.

Yes, but it was fixed by the Bin Ladens, who secretly controlled the Testing Service.

[formerDem]

"When asked why he was backing Kerry's candidacy, the actor said he saved $1.5 million in federal income tax last year, thanks to Bush's tax cuts. Affleck asked, 'Does anyone here think that's appropriate?'"

If it was so inappropriate, why doesn't Ben write a check this very minute to the IRS.

Between his moronic ramblings and the thought of Neil Diamond dripping red sequins......I'm feeling queasy.

[Finalapproach29er]

That's why I rarely watch current movies anymore. Can't bear to watch them.

[Fraulein]

Speaking of truth:

GORE'S DUBIOUS SCHOOL RECORD

[latina4dubya]

Hey Affleck....you dork.....you can give back that $1.5 million in federal income tax you got!

he's an idiot... i guess he doesn't realize he can hire one more housekeeper, or build a home or buy another rolls... or even by a few rolex watches--or whatever... all giving people jobs... pouring money back into the economy... gosh, these people are so unthinking... even my eight-year old son has this figured out...

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Stereotypical corporate oligarch/Leader of America's Military-Industrial Complex:

MUWAHAHAHAH! Yes, my evil friends. We will manipulate the methodology of the Educational Testing Service, so that no person shall ever discover that George W. Bush is really a 'droid preprogrammed to fulfill the heinous wishes of his avaricious flesh-and-blood masters. MUWAHAHAHAH! THE WORLD IS OURS MY FELLOW EVIL OLIGARCHS! THE PEOPLE BE DAMNED! MUWAHAHAHAH!

[beelzepug]

So Algore, who wrote "Earth In the Balance" got a 'D' in natural science and an 'A' in French. What can we deduce from this?