The pistol he had in the spder hole is now in GWB's office.
There were several elaborate ceremonial pistols and AKs discovered in Uday's house.
Hey -- pass 'em out! The new ministers all need to be packing, anyway -- that town's hotter than Deadwood.
Someone needs to go find that big, hulking ceremonial broadsword someone smithed up for Saddam that time, make it their ceremonial weapon of state, like the mace on the table in Parliament.......and go break it in on Saddam's fat neck!
<Alfred Hitchcock voice>
Sorry, Saddam -- the Mukhabarat won't be coming to save you this time.....this time, it will be just you, me, and this great big sword!
</Hitchcock & Fade to black>