Fahrenheit 9/11: "Much Better Than Fahrenheit 9/10" Says Critic (Satire)

BrokenNewz ^ | 6/28/04 | Joe Peacock

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Michael Moore's film "Fahrenheit 9/11" smashed box office records, making more money on an opening weekend than any other documentary in history.

"This film was definitely more exciting than 'Fahrenheit 9/10," says Roger Ebert, who gave the film two thumbs straight up his own ass.

"Oh, the film is just lovely," says moviegoer Amelia Gonzalez. "I really liked the way he based everything on reality. It gave it a sense of urgency not found in most documentaries. Usually, they have a film with a cheetah or a puma or some other such cat - you know, those big cats? With the teeth and the claws and what have you? And they make those poor animals climb up a tree to catch an otter or something. They're stunt cats! It's all just so farcical! But Moore's film - yes. Definitely based on reality."

Lion's Gate Films has already signed Bush, Cheney, Rice and the rest of the cast for "Fahrenheit 9/12 - The Day After."

[punster]

Now, an idea for a new smash hit:

"Is Michael Moore Sexually Inadequate? The Origin of His Pathological Dishonesty."

[Red Barr]

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1) Spider Man 2 “ The best super hero ****
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2) Sherk 2 A super movie for July 4th
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3) Notebook A must see romance movie
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4) Garfield the movie. Family movie
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5) Around the world in 80 days. A super movie for the family
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6) Harry Potter Prisoner of Azkaban ****
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7) Riddick good Sci-FI movie
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8) The Terminal A great July 4th movie
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9) DodgeBall Very funny
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10) I, Robot. It sounds like the democratic party
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11) White Chicks That’s up to you
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12) King Arthur and the round table Action movie good fighting evil
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13) Fahrenhate 9/11 If you are into self abuse ,hate, and anti-American!!