[Xenalyte]

Well, how the hell do they expect our beer to get down the Guadalupe with us? It has to have its own tube. I can't balance a 12-pack on my lap for five hours.

[red-dawg]

Well, how the hell do they expect our beer to get down the Guadalupe with us? It has to have its own tube. I can't balance a 12-pack on my lap for five hours.

N.B. will just raise the "tube tax" and require inspections.
If they find glass they will probably shoot you.

[ChinaThreat]

Drink fast!

[humblegunner]

Opt for the raft instead of the tube.
Counterbalance yourself with the cooler in the front of the raft.

I thought everyone knew that. ;-)

And make sure to lose an eighty dollar pair of Oakleys, it's tradition.