But for 10 mil do us a favor and lay off the 'I had an inappropriate encounter' stuff. Shoot for more of 'The shaft of light from the dying sun through the Oval Office window caught the swell of her bosom as she slid the extra-large pepperoni across the desk. I knew it was wrong. I'd penciled in that evening for bringing peace to Northern Ireland, but what the hell, the two sides of that troubled island's sectarian conflict were separated by as deep a divide as the plunging cleavage now beckoning from her low-cut angora sweater. Ulster could wait.'/b>Hmmm. Where have I seen that passage before?
Ah, yes. Post #12, September 25th, two days ago!
Either Mark Steyn is a lurker and gets some of his finest material here at FReeRepublic, or somebody forgot to cite a source...