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To: Aquamarine

thanks Aqua.. Enjoyed the weeks offerings. I do NOT always have time to post, but I normally do read what the "presenters" give to us.

Here is a little humor ... it is a cool dreary day here.. I got a chuckle out of these...

Murphy's Law Regarding Kids:

1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

2. For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

3. Toys multiply to fill any space available.

4. The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

5. Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

6. If the shoe fits...it's expensive.

7. The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

8. The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

9. Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

10. The more challenging the child, the more rewarding it is to be a parent...sometimes.


60 posted on 06/25/2004 12:01:38 PM PDT by DollyCali ("Trying to keep the Freepers pulling in the same direction is like trying to herd cats." Richard Poe)
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To: DollyCali

Hi Dolly. We're always happy to see you whenever you can find the time to post. Thanks for posting Murphy's Law Regarding Kids, it's cute.


73 posted on 06/25/2004 3:45:01 PM PDT by Aquamarine
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