I remember seeing the guy who played "Skippy" on "Family Ties" doing stand up, and he was saying that the Boomers had sex, drugs and rock and roll, but we got stuck with AIDS, crack and Madonna.
I don't know what's more humiliating, the fact that "Skippy from Family Ties" beat me to that thought, or the fact that I know exactly who "Skippy from Family Ties" is.