The Libertarian ideologues would claim…
My Diary
By Cultural Jihad
7:00 Alarm clock interrupted my nightmare about how Libertarians grew 23 feet tall and actually held elective office.
7:02 Thought about how annoying it would be if Libertarians did that, then got out of bed.
7:03 Entered the shower and thought about how Libertarians probably think polluted water is better than clean.
7:06 Rinsed shampoo out of hair, as Libertarian somewhere probably still slept.
7:08 Toweled off, while thinking about Libertarians and their stupid drugs and porno and how much I hate them!
7:10 Cursed Libertarians and their stupid ideas about property rights while brushing my teeth.
7:11 Remembered how much I hate libertarians as I rinsed toothpaste from my mouth.
7:12 Turned off the water and thought about how Libertarians probably leave it running…
7:13 Anger towards Libertarians reaches first fever pitch of the seven o’clock hour. It’s going to be a long day…
7:14 Damn Libertarians! Where’s my socks?
7:16 Found socks. Stupid Libertarian socks…
7:00 Alarm clock interrupted my nightmare about how statists grew 23 feet tall and actually held elective office.
7:02 Thought about how annoying it would be if statists did that, then got out of bed.
7:03 Entered the shower and thought about how statists probably think polluted water is better than clean.
7:06 Rinsed shampoo out of hair, as statists somewhere probably still slept.
7:08 Toweled off, while thinking about statists and their stupid drugs and porno and how much I hate them!
7:10 Cursed statists and their stupid ideas about property rights while brushing my teeth.
7:11 Remembered how much I hate statists as I rinsed toothpaste from my mouth.
7:12 Turned off the water and thought about how statists probably leave it running…
7:13 Anger towards statists reaches first fever pitch of the seven o’clock hour. It’s going to be a long day…
7:14 Damn Statists! Where’s my socks?
7:16 Found socks. Stupid statist socks…
Very funny. And yes, it is funnier the first time.
Pretty strange.