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To: mewzilla
A Møøse once bit my sister ...

We understand Mr. mewzilla and we certainly don't want to bring back any painful memories, but you can be a big help to us. Bite-mark analysis from your sister has led us to believe that one of these three mooses is the serial sister snacker. But the evidence is not conclusive enough to make an arrest. If you can ID the perp, then we have enough to get a warrant to do a body search for toothbrush handle scars.

Relax...Take your time....We want you to be sure...They can't see you and we wont let them hurt you.


76 posted on 06/23/2004 4:59:51 PM PDT by OSHA (This is a loaner. My real tagline is in the shop.)
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97 posted on 06/23/2004 6:41:24 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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