All we need to do is capture moose cows, the bulls will follow, and we can begin our very own moose dairy industry.
Fortunately, Maine Moose, like their Swedish Cousins, are easily captured and domesticated. A rear projection device simulating a pickup truck on a dark road will provoke moose right into your arms, where a bit of simple lasso work can do the rest. Also, pretending to be a locomotive might work.
Also, we coud get H-1 visas for Swedish Moose Workers to train our local Somalis in this arcane art. It won't be hard for them, after all they are used to milking camels and goats. How difierent or much more difficult can this Moose thing be?
Get Baldacci on the phone.